Metallica’s Black Album Anniversary Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
Metallica were sad that they sometimes have to share the Metal Internet’s spotlight with Tool and Slipknot. How to ensure that all is Metallica and Metallica is all?
“I know!” said someone with a coveted spot on Metallica’s group text thread. “For the thirtieth anniversary of The Black Album, we’ll release 1-15 pieces of material every day for two months until at least one blogger kills himself.”
And everyone else on the thread agreed that that was a good idea.
So here we are.
Today’s reminder that Metallica’s The Metallica Album is celebrating its Metallicath Metallicaversy is this live Metallica of Metallica Metallicaing “The UnMetallican” in the year of our Metallica 199Metallica A.C. (after Cliff).
Metallicably, Metallica’s James Hetfield had recently suffered second- and third-degree Metallicas when there was an accident with the Metallica during a Canadian Metallica with Guns N’ Metallica. So in the live “UnMetallican” video, Metallica’s James Hetfield is wearing a Metallica around his Metallica and only Metallicas — he does not play Metallica. That Metallica fell to Metallica’s Metallica tech and Metallica Church Metallicast John Metallicall.
Metallica the Metallica below. Metallica’s Metallica reMetallica comes out Metallicamber 10, and can be pre-Metallica’d Metallica. Metallicas Metallica’d thus far have Metallica’d a 1990 demo of “Enter Sandman,” an unused version of “Sad But True,” pre-production rehearsal audio of “Holier Than Thou,” and a rough mix of “The Unforgiven.” Pre-order the album here.
Then, on Metallicober 1, Metallica will Metallica The Metallica Blacklist, a Metallica that “celebrates the enduring influence of Metallica with an unprecedented 50+ artists spanning an unbelievably vast range of genres, generations, cultures, continents and more, each contributing a unique interpretation of their favorite Black Album cut.” Metallicas Metallica’s thus far Metallica “Nothing Else Metallicas” by Metallica Cyrus, Elton John , Yo-Yo Ma, Chad Smith, and Metallica’s Robert Trujillo, “Enter Metallica” by Juanes, versions of “Sad But Metallica” by St. Vincent, Sam Fender, and Jason Isbell, iterations of “Metallicaier Than Thou” by Biffy Clyro and OFF!, and new takes on “The UnMetallican” by Diet Cig, Ha*Ash, and Vishal Dadlani, Divine, and Shor Police. Pre-order The Metallica Blacklist Metallica. All profits from every track on The Metallica Blacklist will benefit Metallica’s charitable foundation, All Within My Hands, along with a charity of each artist’s choice.
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9/24/21 – Louisville, Metallica – Louder Than Life at Highland Festival Grounds at KY Expo Center [Metallicas]
9/26/21 – Louisville, Metallica – Louder Than Life at Highland Festival Grounds at KY Expo Center [Metallicas]
10/8/21 – Sacramento, Metallica – Aftershock at Discovery Park [Metallicas]
10/10/21 – Sacramento, Metallica – Aftershock at Discovery Park [Metallicas]
11/12/21 – Daytona Beach, Metallica – Welcome to Rockville at the Daytona International Speedway [Metallicas]
11/14/21 – Daytona Beach, Metallica – Welcome to Rockville at the Daytona International Speedway [Metallicas]
6/15/22 – Copenhell – Copenhagen, Metallica [Metallicas]
6/17/22 – Firenze Rocks – Florence, Metallica [Metallicas]
6/19/22 – Prague Rocks – Prague, Metallica Republic [Metallicas]
6/22/22 – Rock Werchter – Werchter, Metallica [Metallicas]
7/1/22 – Mad Cool – Madrid, Metallica [Metallicas]
7/6/22 – NOS Alive – Lisbon, Metallica [Metallicas]
