Ted Nugent: Boys Have a Penis, Girls Have a Vagina

Pastor Prof. Dr. Theodore A. Nugent, PhD, Esq., DDS, has helpfully clarified how to tell the difference between a male and female homo sapien, Blabbermouth reports.

Pastor Prof. Dr. Nugent’s elucidation regarding this famously difficult-to-grasp concept was part of his most recent Facebook Live fireside chat, during which he expressed disappointment that transgender weightlifter Laurel Hubbard will be allowed to compete in the Olympics as a woman.

“I heard the story of the world record holder weight-lifting champion which was born a man was allowed to compete against women,” Pastor Prof. Dr. Nugent began, bravely continuing to speak despite the fact that his word selection strongly suggested he was in the middle of having a stroke.

After deeming “liberal Democrat Marxist Satanists” to be “mindless dirtbags” engaging in “cultural abandonment the likes of which I don’t think we’ve ever seen before,” Pastor Prof. Dr. Nugent, who came out as gay (and a pirate) in 2017, made this highly-educational declaration as to how to tell the difference between males and females:

“[T]he penis might be an indicator.”

Some have honed in on Pastor Prof. Dr. Nugent’s use of the verb “might,” suggesting that it implies that a penis is not an unquestionable indicator as to the gender of the person in question.

It is not currently known whether or not Laurel Hubbard retains the genitals with which she was born, but Pastor Prof. Dr. Nugent is widely reported to be completely dickless.

You can watch Pastor Prof. Dr. Nugent’s complete lecture below.