Clown Grows Weed Now
The explanation as to why Clown from Slipknot never makes any goddamn sense is finally readily apparent: motherfucker is baked all the time!
Okay I don’t actually have any evidence of that. BUT… he is apparently launching his own line of own line of cannabis products, which suggests he has some affinity for MetalSucks’ favorite plant.
I wish I’d known this sooner. I might have taken it a little easier on the dude’s rambling if I knew what he was up to. ‘Cause, it’s like, I’ve been there, bruh. Sometimes I try to say things and it just doesn’t come out the way I wanted too. And I get real frustrated, and it’s like, I try hard to say it and take my time, and it just doesn’t come out the way I want it to.
It’s like, I concentrate on it real hard, but it just doesn’t come out right.
Sorry… what were we talking about?
Oh yeah right: Clown’s weed shit. It’s gonna be called Clown Cannabis, which is fair enough. Kerrang! says it’s launching May 17; there’s a website live already but there’s nothing there yet except for a mailing list sign-up and links to socials.
Assuming we don’t get so blazed we forget all about this, we’ll remind you when it goes live next week. In the meantime, you can have a look at the Clown Cannabis logo below. Any lawyer types, feel free to discuss whether or not this is gonna lead to a lawsuit with Graffix.
