Rammstein Frontman Till Lindemann Sells Vibrators Now

Ladies with a thing for Rammstein frontman Till Lindemann, or men whose ladies have a thing for Rammstein frontman Till Lindemann, boy oh boy do we have something for you.

Lindemann has launched a company called Doctor Dick that sells vibrators, vodka, “Golden Shower” white wine, a dick necklace, a penis with glasses mounted on a wooden plate for hanging on your wall (!), and various other Doctor Dick and penis-themed merchandise.

We’re not going to embed photos of the merchandise here lest our Google overlords bring down their banhammer, but you can have a look at everything for sale right here.

Rammstein’s music has always been charged with sexual energy, of course. Their 2009 release, Liebe ist für alle da, had a special edition box set that included dildos molded after the bandmembers’… uhh, members… and the video for the album’s lead single, “Pussy” — which featured the refrain “You’ve got a pussy / I have a dick / So, what’s the problem? / Let’s do it quick” — premiered on PornHub.

Rammstein entered the studio in October to begin working on new material, taking advantage of the downtime brought on by their pandemic-canceled tour plans, despite just releasing a new album, a self-titled affair, in 2019.

Lindemann made a short porn film this year, and co-authored Amazonas: Reise zum Rio Javari, a German-language picture book for National Geographic.

Lindemann’s sophomore album under the Lindemann moniker, F&M, was released last year. His collaborator on those affairs, Peter Tägtgren (Pain, Hypocrisy), left the band in November.

[via Metal Injection]