MetalSucks’ Least-Sucky Songs of the Week

Whether you want them to keep counting votes, stop counting votes, or just let Biden and Trump crawl into a wrestling ring and settle this the old fashioned way, these new songs will definitely make your week less sucky.

System of a Down – “Protect the Land” and “Genocidal Humanoidz”

After fifteen years, System of a Down have FINALLY released new music.

Asphyx – “Botox Implosion”

I think song is about your mom, dude.

Fuck the Facts – “Everything I Love Is Ending”

I think song is about your mom, dude.

Slash – “(Where Do I Begin?) Love Story”

I think song is about your mom, dude.

Plini – “Papelillo”

I’m not actually sure what this song is about, dude.