Alice Cooper Makes Chocolate Milk Now

Alice Cooper has announced his own line of chocolate milk, the proceeds from which will be donated Solid Rock, the singer’s charitable foundation:

“Attention chocolate milk lovers! Danzeisen Dairy will be releasing this special edition Alice Cooper chocolate milk bottle at your retail grocer and for home delivery across Arizona. Available this fall. Proceeds will benefit FREE teen music, art and dance programs at Solid Rock!”

Phil Fasciana, the guitarist for Malevolent Creation who is known to be willing to literally kill for chocolate milk, could not be reached for comment at press time.