MetalSucks’ Least-Sucky Songs of the Week

As bad as things are right now, they could be worse… these songs could not exist!

Brujeria – “COVID-666”

Contains the lyric “Con que limpio mi culo/ Si no tengo papel? Usa tu mano,” which roughly translates to “With what do I clean my ass/ If I have no paper? Use your hand.” Great advice!

Full of Hell – “Language of Molten Cherubs”

Yup, this is what it would sound like if you melted cherubs alright.

Ingested – “No Half Measures”

This band is always good for a solid death metal walloping, and “No Half Measures” is certainly no exception!

Sevendust – “The Day I Tried to Live”

A powerful Soundgarden tribute to honor the late, great Chris Cornell.

Venomous Concept – “Lemonade”

When life gives you lemons, throw those lemons in the pit and squash them to pulp.