James Hetfield Makes Tables Now

James Hetfield, like Jesus Christ, is a carpenter. And James Hetfield, also like Jesus Christ, is a giver. So it’s only natural that he is now raffling off for charity a set of tables he made himself. He’s even given them a name worthy of West Elm: “The Covid Collection by JH.” Oh, Jimmy Hets, you clever boy, you!

Here are the details:

“During shelter in place, Metallica’s own James Hetfield has used some of his time at home to hone a new creative outlet. He has designed and built a set of handmade end tables, with all the welding and woodwork happening in his own garage. We are raffling them off, and one lucky winner will receive the set, signed and personalized by James!

“Every $10 donation = 1 entry, and all proceeds benefit #AWMH and our work supporting the welding programs funded by the #MetallicaScholars initiative. Contest ends Tuesday, June 30th.”

You can enter the raffle here. If the winner doesn’t personalize them by having Hetfield sign “I am the table!,” then I don’t even know why humanity is still fighting for survival.