Cannibal Corpse’s George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher is an Action Figure Now

There is now an action figure of Cannibal Corpse vocalist George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher, and no detail about the iconic death metal frontman, whose myriad idiosyncrasies are well known, has been spared.

The tattoos. The Goatwhore shirt. The affinity for arcade claw machines. The neck width. It’s all here! A truly phenomenal reproduction.

Explains Corpsegrinder himself:

“HUGE thank you to @robthecreep who made this custom figure of yours truly!!! It’s so badass! The attention to detail is amazing. The @goatwhorenola T shirt, my tattoos (too hard to get a good pic of them for this post, sorry!) and my wedding ring! He even included accessories! Stuffed animals and a claw to catch them with!!????Thank you again Rob…..I LOVE IT!!!”

“Where I can buy this incredible creation?” we hear you asking. Well, we’re not sure — it seems as if the item pictured is the only one in existence, at least for now — but if @robthecreep, whoever he is, has his druthers about him he’ll put these into production ASAP and have them ready for the holiday season. Get to it, dude, and save one for me!