Marry, F*ck, Kill: Great Metal Albums Edition
Surely, you’ve all played some version of this game in the past. But for those of you who haven’t, here are the rules:
Listed below are fourteen great metal bands, along with three of their best albums (sometimes these albums were released consecutively, sometimes not). You have to choose which album you’d marry, which album you’d fuck, and which album you’d kill.
For the purposes of this game, we’ll define “marry,” “fuck,” and “kill” as:
- Marry – You get to keep listening to the album as many times as you want for the rest of your life.
- Fuck – You can listen to the album one more time, and then never again.
- Kill – All copies of the album around the world are immediately destroyed. You can never hear it again.
Get it? Good. Have fun making some difficult decisions…
Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath, Paranoid, Master of Reality
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Metallica: Master of Puppets, …And Justice for All, The Black Album
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Slayer: Reign in Blood, South of Heaven, Seasons in the Abyss
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Megadeth: Peace Sells, Rust in Peace, Countdown to Extinction
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Anthrax – Spreading the Disease, Among the Living, State of Euphoria
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Death – Leprosy, Spiritual Healing, Symbolic
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Cannibal Corpse – Butchered at Birth, Tomb of the Mutilated, The Bleeding
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Morbid Angel – Altars of Madness, Covenant, Domination
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Slipknot – Slipknot, Iowa, Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)
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Pantera – Cowboys from Hell, A Vulgar Display of Power, Far Beyond Driven
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Tool – Undertow, Ænima, Lateralus
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Korn – Korn, Follow the Leader, Issues
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Lamb of God – As the Palaces Burn, Ashes of the Wake, Sacrament
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Gojira – From Mars to Sirius, The Way of All Flesh, L’Enfant Sauvage
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