Ulver Unleash Titillating New Song, “Russian Doll”

HAPPY VALENTIMES! Ulver are doing all they can to make the most romantic day of the year extra titillating by releasing a new song, “Russian Doll.” And TITILLATING it is! In terms of soundtracks for your lovemaking, Hatebreed fill the hole left by the late, great George Michael. I mean they shoulda just called the song “Russian Dick.”

You can listen to “Russians” at the bottom of this post. But don’t do it when you’re in a public place, because it will make your nipples hard.

Ulver are expected to release a new album later this year. In the meantime, they’ll be touring Europe and the UK in April and May before playing Psycho Las Vegas in August. Get dates below:

04/28: Paris – Alhambra [tickets]
04/30: Nijmegen – Doornroosje [tickets]
05/01: Utrecht – Tivoli [tickets]
05/02: Leipzig – UT Connewitz [tickets]
05/03: Berlin – Lido [tickets]
05/04: Wroclaw – A2 [tickets]
05/05: Warsaw – Progresja [tickets]
05/06: Poznan – U Bazyla [tickets]
05/07: Prague – Akropolis [tickets]
05/08: Budapest – Dürer Kert [tickets]
05/09: Vienna – Szene Wien [tickets]
05/11: Antwerp – Kavka [tickets]
05/12: Bristol – SWX [tickets]
05/13: London – Fabric [tickets]
05/14: Leeds – Stylus [tickets]
08/14 – 08/16: Las Vegas, NV – Psycho Las Vegas [tickets]