This Must-Watch Deepfake Video Combines Donald Trump, Disturbed, and Child Beauty Pageants

Vince is out in the field working on a story right now. But before he took off in the MetalSucks private helicopter, he forwarded me the below deepfake video, which amalgamates Donald Trump and a series of child beauty pageant contestants (I assume from a reality show I don’t watch, like Toddlers in Tiaras or Moms Who Should Be in Manacles or whatever), and sets it all to a soundtrack of “Down With the Sickness” by Disturbed. Never before has a video made me laugh and spew in equal measures. I have little doubt these images will appear in my nightmares tonight. If I had finished watching the video and my phone had rung and when I answered a voice whispered “Seven days” and hung up, I would not have been surprised.

You’ve been warned.