If More Metal Bands Made Scented Candles

Yesterday, we learned that Saxon make scented candles now, which reportedly smell like leather.

Naturally, this got me thinking about what other bands’ branded scented candles might smell like.

Here’s what I came up with:

• Carcass – a rotting corpse
• Napalm Death – napalm
• Iron Maiden – iron
• Korn – corn
• Pig Destroyer – bacon
• Guns N’ Roses – gunpowder and roses
• Municipal Waste – municipal waste
• Slayer – Jägermeister
• Sleep – weed
• Babymetal – chocolate
• Slipknot – camel shit
• Nirvana – adolescent body odor
• AC/DC – TNT
• Anthrax – air
• Megadeth – ashes in your mouth
• Tool – a stinky fist
• Testament – mint
• Sepultura – roots
• Devin Townsend – coffee
• GWAR – a meat sandwich and/or scallops
• Overkill – the gutter
• System of a Down – sweet pea flowers
• Alice in Chains – dirt
• Gojira – a beached whale
• Motörhead – the inside of the Rainbow Bar & Grill
• Deicide – burnt flesh
• At the Gates – sole fish
• Revocation – fracking
• Periphery – ketchup and mustard
• Dragonforce – the inside of an arcade
• Danzig – kitty litter
• Kittie – kitty litter
• Limp Bizkit – Sunoco gasoline
• The Black Dahlia Murder – Mylanta
• Gatecreeper – WD-40
• Attila – Axe body spray
• White Wizzard – van farts
• Mr. Bungle – a super-complicated mix of unidentifiable odors
• Metallica – money
• Ghost – unscented

Feel free to add your own suggestions to the comments section.