Necrophagist Fans are Planning to Storm Muhammed Suiçmez’s House

With Necrophagist band leader Muhammed Suiçmez letting slip to a fan last month that the band’s new album has been done for some time and is sitting on a hard drive somewhere in his house, a group of fans are planning to take matters into their own hands.

A new Facebook event page, set for September 24, is titled “Storm Muhammed Suicmez’ House To Find The New Necrophagist Album.” To date, 779 people have RSVP’ed as “going” with 564 marked “interested,” although finding Suiçmez’s abode could admittedly be a problem: the event’s official location is listed as “wherever the fuck necrophagist is from. Germany? Canada? idk i failed geography in high school.”

The event details read as follows:

“Now that multiple sources have reported that the new Necrophagist album is ENTIRELY FUCKING DONE but is also just sitting around his house on a thumb drive, the only logical solution for reasonable men is to kick his fucking door in and find it for him

“If we naruto run, we can be faster than the blastbeats”

Not sure why whoever created this page has something against the use of sentence-ending punctuation or any Necrophagist fans who happen to be women, but the goal is admirable in light of Muhammed’s admission that he simply doesn’t care about metal at the moment. Now, if only we could find his house…