Crucial Slipknot News Updates!!

Vince here back with another edition of What Corey Taylor Thinks™, our nearly-daily column in which we shamelessly rehash everything that Slipknot or Corey Taylor did or said (and even some things they/he didn’t) in an effort to mine every last bit of traffic we possibly can on the backs of The Only Important Band in Metal. And boy, have the past couple of days been doozies!!

Reaction Video: Slipknot’s “All Out Life”

The upshot: Slipknot released a new song called “All Out Life” — as you all well know by now — and MS video contributor Jon Weigell posted a reaction video of his first listen.
Clickability rating: 5/10. “Reaction video” doesn’t have quite the same click-grabbing cache as OMG NEW SONG — and holy fuck, that new song was great for traffic — but the video is off to a very nice start on YouTube!
What does Jon Weigell think? You gotta watch the video to find out, fool.
What does Corey Taylor think?: Corey Taylor could not be reached for comment on this piece.
Will do the fans think? Who cares? GIMME DAT CLICK MONEY

The New Slipknot Mask is Already Sold Out 

The upshot: Slipknot released a limited edition run of replica masks from their new video, and they’re already sold out.
Clickability rating: 6/10. Generally speaking anything having to do with Slipknot masks gets a ton of clicks, but them already being sold out doesn’t do us any favors.
Who would buy that jumpsuit? I have no fucking clue.
What does Corey Taylor think?: Corey Taylor could not be reached for comment on this piece.
When will the REAL new Slipknot masks come out? I wish I knew so I could start mentally spending all the money I’m gonna make from THOSE SWEET CLICKS!!!

That’s all for today, people! Tune in next time for another edition of What Corey Taylor Thinks™.