Rebel Wizard Wants You to Buy a Dope-Ass Shirt so They Can Play the USA

Do you wish there was more negative wizard metal being played in America? Do you like NWOBHM insanity mixed with black metal misanthropy? Do you want the whole world to know how much you like it when a unicorn nuts a rainbow in your mouth? Then buddy, you’re in luck!

MetalSucks favorite Rebel Wizard wants to come to the US to play some shows, and is raising funds for travel by selling two T-shirts, one of which reads “Drunk on the Wizdom of Unicorn Semen” on the back! So if you have twenty bucks and want to have your brain scrambled by one of the coolest bands in metal with one of the best albums of 2018, now’s your chance to do your part.

But isn’t ANY foreign band selling shirts trying to “fundraise” their US shows? you ask. To which I say, yeah, sure, but we really fucking like this one! I’ve been assaulting the ears of everyone at the Mansion with Rebel Wizard since they dropped their Prosthetic debut, and I’d give my left thumb to see them play their brand of nutso all-in negative metal live. So let’s do this!

Buy yourself a shirt here. Rebel Wizard’s Voluptuous Worship of Rapture and Response is out now on Prosthetic; order it here.