Godflesh Announce West Coast Mini-Tour in December

After hitting the East Coast this summer, it’s only fair that Godflesh show the west side a little love, too. They’ll be heading that way for a brief, week-long tour in December, including the Decibel Metal & Beer Fest, which you shouldn’t miss under any circumstances if getting moshy and sloppy are on your agenda.

Don’t be a dick — if ya have kids, GET THEM A GOD DAMN BABYSITTER (or even better, take them with you!). No innocent mind should ever be corrupted by the horrors of self-sufficiency. Quick anecdote: that story was a wild ride for me because first I read the headline and thought “man, that’s actually fucking sweet that they let their 11 y/o daughter go to a show alone!” THEN, when I realized what was actually going on, I thought I read “she was found trying to cook herself on the stove.” As in, arm on the burner, searing flesh, will-my-parents-ever-care-about-me mutilation. Wtf, brain?!?!

Anyway, here’s the tour dates:

12/01 San Diego, CA – Brick By Brick
12/02 Los Angeles, CA – Decibel Metal & Beer Fest
12/03 Oakland, CA – Oakland Metro Opera House
12/05 Portland, OR – Dante’s
12/06 Vancouver, BC – The Venue
12/07 Denver, CO – Oriental Theater