Korn’s Jonathan Davis Announces VV Important Solo Tour

MS Mansion Monkey Abe is gonna get a stern talking to after I’m done writing this piece, because until I learned Jonathan Davis’s upcoming solo tour just now on Metal Insider I didn’t even realize the guy had a solo album out. Sure, Axl wrote about it, but if we can’t rely on our faithful monkeys to keep ALL of the Mansion’s inhabitants informed on the latest important happenings in the world of metal then why do we keep them employed in the first place?? Sure, the guy’s becoming a bit senile, but jeez, it’s JONATHAN FUCKING DAVIS we’re talking about here, so you’d think the magnitude of this super-mega-ultra important release would break through his haze of dementia. I even give the guy fiber supplements by hand every day because his continence isn’t the best. Sigh.

Here are those dates. The Birthday Massacre and Julien-K will support.

10/06 El Paso, TX @ El Paso Downtown Street Festival (no The Birthday Massacre/Julien-K)
10/07 Tucson, AZ @ Rialto Theatre
10/11 Salt Lake CIty, UT @ The Depot
10/13 Sacramento, CA @ Aftershock Festival (no The Birthday Massacre/Julien-K)
10/15 Boise, ID @ Knitting Factory
10/17 Billings, MT @ Pub Station Ballroom
10/19 Lincoln, NE @ Bourbon Theatre
10/20 Sioux City, IA @ Anthem at Hard Rock Hotel & Casino
10/22 Peoria, IL @ Monarch Music Hall
10/23 St. Louis, MO @ Ready Room
10/25 Grand Prairie, TX @ Freakers Ball (no The Birthday Massacre/Julien-K)
10/26 Corpus Christi, TX @ Brewster Street Icehouse
10/29 San Antonio, TX @ The Vibes Event Center Showroom
11/02 Nashville, TN @ The Cowan
11/03 Pensacola, FL @ Vinyl Music Hall
11/04 Tampa, FL @ Orpheum Theater
11/07 Pittsburgh, PA @ Mr. Smalls
11/08 Flint, MI @ The Machine Shop
11/10 Lexington, KY @ Manchester Music Hall