Bret Michaels Makes Candles Now

Poison frontman Bret Michaels has unveiled a new lined of candles. They’re call ‘Hot Tropic,’ which is either a play on ‘Hot Topic’ or a euphemism for chlamydia. No word on if they’re scented like Bret’s rotting-from-STDs junk. But I’d wager that Michaels never even uses these things himself. All that hair spray is way too flammable, bruh.

New Bret Michaels Candle – HOT TROPIC – Available in jars, travel tins, and melts. For more details and to order, visit https://t.co/ZuxBT9VTyn. #bretmichaels #bretmichaelscandles #hottropic #candles #shopbretmichaels #newitem #availablenow pic.twitter.com/FDgYRV3uQf

— Bret Michaels (@bretmichaels) July 11, 2018

[via Bring Back Glam!]