Video: Zakk Wylde and His Six-Year-Old Son Pen Smash Hit “Toxic Diarrhea”

Here’s just the feel-good, fluff story you need heading into your weekend: while celebrating the sixth birthday of his son Sabbath Page (actually his name), Ozzy / Black Label Society guitarist, New Jersey ambassador, viking spirit god and generally hilarious dude Zakk Wylde spontaneously penned a song on guitar that the pair sang as a duet. While we don’t have any official word from Zakk’s label or management, we’re going with “Toxic Diarrhea” as the title since those are main two words uttered during the song’s refrain. True inspiration can’t be forced, ya know? Sabbath Page, for his part, does quite an admirable job on the screamed vocal parts!

Seriously though: imagine having Zakk Wylde as a dad. Oh my. That household must be one never-ending shenanigan.