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These Are the Seven Loudest Bands of All Time

  • Axl Rosenberg
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I’m not entirely sure how accurate this is, but it’s interesting nonetheless!

Loudwire reports that there’s a website called Get Licensed, where you can get, like, licensed for stuff. And for some reason they did this study of “the loudest events ever recorded on a decibel meter.” According to said study, a “standard rock band” plays at 110 dB, which immediately makes me wonder who qualifies as a “standard” rock band. It makes me wanna take a decibel meter to a small grind show and see how it measures up.

But if we take them at their word (and I guess we should, because they are, presumably, licensed to conduct such a study), below are the seven loudest bands of all time, in ascending order. Unsurprisingly, they’re all either metal or proto-metal bands. You’ll note that they’re ranked starting with #5, because the #3 spot is a three-way tie. Loudwire helpfully points out that #1 is actually in the Guiness Book of World Records, so that’s, like, officially official and stuff.

Go to Get Licensed to see the entire study, which comes with a neat interactive infographic thinger that makes noise and everything. And while you’re there, why not become licensed in a new skill? I’m getting one in Basic Handcuff Training!

5. Deep Purple (117 dB)These Are the Seven Loudest Bands of All Time

4. The Who (126 dB)These Are the Seven Loudest Bands of All Time
3. AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, and Motörhead (three-way tie, 130 dB)These Are the Seven Loudest Bands of All Time
2. Kiss (136 dB)These Are the Seven Loudest Bands of All Time
1. Manowar (139 dB)These Are the Seven Loudest Bands of All Time

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