Video: Little Kids Do “The Floss” Dance at a Deathcore Show

Before this post on Lambgoat I had never heard of The Floss, a dance craze that is sweeping (or I guess has already swept) the world. I’m alright with that, because the first thing I wanted to see when I opened the decrepit, rusty gate to the Vince Division of the MS Mansion this morning was definitely not a bunch of little kids pretending to wipe their junk with an imaginary towel.

But junk-wiping is what I got anyway, as you can see in the below video posted by El Paso, TX metal band Texas Gigantism. The clip starts with a couple of kids inexplicably doing the floss as the band begins playing, and before long peer pressure wins out inspiring a whole group of little ones to join in.

Man, kids are weird.