Decrepit Birth Drummer Samus Paulicelli Just Released A Solo EP And It’s Eargasmic

You may remember Decrepit Birth drummer Samus from his Metallica dildo drumming, among other hilarious clips he’s filmed over the years. Now he’s back and better than ever with his first solo EP, titled Jurassic Geriatrics. Let me preface by saying “holy shit, this guy is fucking nuts.”

This is truly some of the best new music I’ve heard in a while. Turns out that while Samus may be best known for his penile YouTube escapades and covers, his talents as a multi-instrumentalist and vocalist also make for some outstanding original material. The music in and of itself is superb, and the fact that he did it all himself makes it even more impressive. It’s dark and brutal and filled with hatred yet still has the new age Dimmu Borgir aesthetic in places.

Talking up this EP won’t even do it justice, so do your ears a favor and check out the first single, “The Little Boy Across The Street,” below. If you like it (you will), you might also get yourself a t-shirt, which features the bitchin’ album art and comes with a copy of Jurassic Geriatrics for free. Do it. It’s amazing.