A Shitstain on the Ass of the Universe, #34: We Have the Moon

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. So since Italy has given us such tremendous bands as Destrage, Nero Di Marte, and The Modern Age Slavery, it was inevitable that the country would also spawn its own Attila-style self-proclaimed “partycore” band. Everything you need to know about We Have the Moon can be summed up by the fact that they shot their new music video in a party limo like you’d get for prom or because you’re from New Jersey. Watching this clip, you can practically taste the wine coolers and adolescent regret. I’d call it “The Zima of Metal,” but that’s probably unfair to Zima.

Torture yourself if you feel like it: