Aborted Comment on Mike Portnoy’s Inability to Read Their Logo

Today in the most important news you will read all day — people everywhere are talking about it! very, very good people, believe me, you can look it up — Aborted have publicly responded to Mike Portnoy, who yesterday humorously expressed an inability to read any of the logos on the flyer for the upcoming Devastation on the Nation tour.

This is very important stuff, guys. I hope you’re paying close attention.

Here’s what Aborted said: “Arial black only from now on!”

SIIIIICK BURRRRRRN!

They also invited Portnoy to come see them live with the hashtag #cometotheshow which, duh, I really hope he does. May 25th in Brooklyn, Mike! Be there.

You can find the most important Instagram post of all time below, and routing for Devastation on the Nation — which also includes Psycroptic, Ingested, Disentomb, Arkaik, Venom Prison, Signs of the Swarm and Vale of Pnath — below that.

5/25 – Brooklyn, NY The Kingsland
5/26 – Montreal, QC L’Astral
5/27 – Ottawa, ON Mavericks/Café Dekcuf
5/29 – Lakewood, OH The Foundry
5/30 – Detroit, MI Harpos Concert Theatre
5/31 – Joliet, IL The Forge
6/01 – Kansas City, MO The Riot Room
6/02 – Denver, CO The Roxy Theater
6/03 – Salt Lake City, UT Metro Music Hall
6/05 – Vancouver, BC Rickshaw Theater
6/06 – Seattle, WA Studio Seven
6/07 – Portland, OR The Analog Theater
6/08 – Berkley, CA Cornerstone *Bay Area Death Fest*
6/09 – Los Angeles, CA 1720
6/10 – Mesa, AZ Club Red
6/13 – Fort Worth, TX Tomcats West
6/14 – Austin, TX Come And Take It Live
6/15 – McAllen, TX Cine El Rey
6/16 – Houston, TX Walters
6/17 – Atlanta, GA The Masquerade
6/20 – Durham, NC Motorco Music Hall
6/21 – Baltimore, MD Soundstage
6/22 – Waterford, NY Chrome
6/23 – Pittsburgh, PA Rex Theater

[via The PRP]