Is Johnny Depp Going to Be the New Guitarist for Marilyn Manson?

So, hey, remember how Marilyn Manson and Johnny Depp are buds?

Well, this happened:

Johnny Depp is considering a position on guitar. Sound great?

— Marilyn Manson (@marilynmanson) January 17, 2018

Actually, that sounds like a friggin’ car wreck. I don’t think going from having an accused rapist in the band to having an accused wife beater in the band is the best look, even for a guy like Manson, who thrives on controversy.

I also don’t think this will ever actually happen. Depp can make tens of millions of dollars standing in front of a camera and doing funny accents for a few minutes every day, or he can make a fraction of that playing “The Beautiful People” every night. Which would you choose?

[via The PRP]