Here is Another One of the Greatest Metal Band Promo Photos of All Time

I guess Fighter Records exclusively signs bands whose promo pics look like a satirical parody of a real metal band. In June, the label brought us Battle Raider, the band that felt the need to reassure us that they own instruments; now comes Chile’s Bólido (it’s Spanish for “solid”), who I initially assumed were a tag team from some lesser-known wrestling federation but are, in fact, a band.

If you’re curious, you can stream Bólido’s new album, Heavy Bombers, below, courtesy of deaf-forever.de. Parts of it are actually kinda-sorta okay. Parts of it not so much.