Video: “Mike Pence Touched My Dick”

Vice President Mike Pence likes to touch things that should not be touched, as we learned earlier this month when he was photographed touching critical NASA space flight hardware labeled “Do Not Touch.”

What else does he touch? Is he actually an alien?

Metal band The Fancy Finger seek to answer all of these questions and more with their new smash hit, “Mike Pence Touched My Dick.” The track was written by Corwin Deckard and features growled vocals Tucker Thomasson of Thorr-Axe and operatic cleans by Sara Dailey. The song is available for purchase on Bandcamp and iTunes, and is streaming on Spotify.

Enjoy!