One GOP Senator Pranked Another by Signing Him Up for Nickelback’s E-mail List
If Nickelback are sick of being the butt of jokes about how awful and torturous their music is, well… this ain’t gonna help.
See, Senator Ben Sasse (R-Neb.) apparently has a penchant for cracking jokes about the Canadian band on Twitter… and to his credit, he’s often quite droll (I particularly like the one about ruining a first date):
Is it Nickelback? https://t.co/akxP4fwZDR
— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) June 2, 2017
#EvergreenTweet
cc: @Nickelback https://t.co/LiPM9yOBiV— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) May 26, 2017
"I have Nickelback tickets" https://t.co/9IT5GZ4FTc
— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) May 18, 2017
The cat in the hat is currently on tour with Nickelback and unavailable to comment https://t.co/lLHKDXYr5A
— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) May 16, 2017
if it weren't for Nickelback, there'd be no risk of a trade war https://t.co/BbP2DIdMoP
— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) April 26, 2017
I think I've been clear:
If you don't buy my book, I'm gonna start tweeting Nickelback lyrics.To make it to stop:https://t.co/muK8YttvuM https://t.co/PX3pz2ZJIw
— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) April 26, 2017
RT"@RodneyUdell: @BenSasse @mySA ? What is Nickelback"
— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) January 29, 2016
The first #GOPdebate candidate that promises an exec order deporting Nickelback has my endorsement: https://t.co/MR6ZXhntBz
— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) January 15, 2016
It seems, however, that someone subsequently decided to have a little fun and turn Sasse’s hatred of Nickelback against him:
To whoever just subscribed my email accts (family, work, obsolete) to multiple @Nickelback promotional & fan newsletters:
It's. Not. Funny.
— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) June 16, 2017
So who is the brilliant troll that pulled this lil’ prank? An enraged Nickelback fan, perhaps? One of Sasse’s democratic opponents? Bill Maher?
Nope! The culprit was…
(Update: @senorrinhatch just DM'd me to apologize) https://t.co/cGHoFIqxBu
— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) June 16, 2017
That’s right: an eighty-three-year-old Republican senator from Utah is the brilliant mastermind behind this ingenious act of irritation! BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!
Seriously, I ain’t buyin’ it. I just don’t believe for a second that Orrin fucking Hatch has any idea who Nickelback are, or the sense of humor to pull a stunt like this. Maybe it was a younger member of his staff. Maybe.
Anyway. Good prank regardless.
[via HuffPo]