Photo Caption Contest: The Final Winner Ever Announced!

And so ends nearly ten years of Photo Caption Contests on MetalSucks with this, the winning caption to our final one ever:

• FrankWhiteKingofNY: “Oh shit, I guess we forgot our Fedora for this photo because we had promoting shitty bands, jerking off to Babymetal band pics and abusing Chris Cornell’s death for clicks on our minds.”

And that’s all she wrote, folks!

We will of course still be running plenty of contests and giveaways on MetalSucks — including the long-running Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week — this is just the end for the silly photo captions. Thanks for keeping it fun all these years.