Dani Filth Jr. Wednesday 13 Ponders the Future on “What the Night Brings”

Look. There is an aspect of Wednesday 13 that I just can’t relate to. I see how much make-up the dude has on and I think, “Fuck, that looks like a lot of work.” I see him wielding a cane and I wonder why the fuck he’s got a cane. I find the ’50s B-movie-style theremin distracting. I listen to lyrics like “In the night there are bad things that you can’t understand” and I wonder why they couldn’t have spent two minutes to come up with something better. I hear the chorus of “No one knows what the night brings” and I think “Well, yeah. No one knows what the day brings, either. That’s how the future works.”

All of that being said… holy shit, is this song catchy. Like, don’t listen to it if you’re not prepared to have it stuck in your head for the next couple of hours. I would not fault anyone who isn’t as neurotic as I am for enjoying this.

Wednesday 13’s Condolences brings “What the Night Brings” on June 2. Pre-arrange for it to be brought to you here.