To Anyone Who Didn’t Have Fun Today
Hello Metalsucks Readers. By now you should know that I’m pretty drunk. It’s been a blast preparing all this content. I hope you all had fun. I understand that some readers are some dedicated motherfuckers that probably wanted to read about Metal all day. Sorry to disappoint anyone, I’ve been here breaking my neck to the new Ulcerate album(it’s really fucking good) pounding Tilquin Gueuze(you can’t afford it) all night, and I thought of a few things to remind some of the people who may be thinking I’m a complete fucking idiot.
- I’m better than you
- I’m richer than you
- I’m tanner than you
- Bombay = hawk
- My dick is bigger
- My nuts slap harder
- I eat better than you
- I fuck better than you
- My hair is better
- My face is prettier
- My dick hangs lower
- I fuck hotter pussy
- I drive a better car
- I’m better at sports
- I’m more fit than you
- My abs are tighter
- My muscles are bigger
- I travel more than you
- I get the panties wetter
- People know me
- I’m funny
- I’m polite
- I’m the life of the party
- Dudes want to be me
- Chicks wanna fuck me
- My clothes are more $
- I have class
- I have style
- I see better shows
- My office is bigger
- I make more money
- I spend more money
- I crap bigger than you
- I fuck louder than you
- I’m never an underdog
- I don’t ask questions
- I take whatever I want
- I drink top shelf
- I wear more alligator
- I spend without caring
- My feet are prettier
- My eyes are dreamier
- I fuck more pussy
- I see more Broadway
- I fuck 10’s and up
- My nuts hang lower
- I’m more cultured
- I slick my hair
- My asshole is waxed
- You’ll never be me
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