Poison’s Bret Michaels Has His Own Set of Emoji Now

I’ll say this about Bret Michaels: the man has sure done a swell job maintaining a career long after anyone gave a shit about Poison.

But jeez, sometimes you just have to laugh. Like at his latest endeavor, what they’re calling an “emoji and lyric keyboard” set (but is actually more like Bitmoji stickers) that features a bunch of images with Bret’s likeness, trademark bandana and famous lyrics and phrases from his career as the frontman of Poison and as a reality TV personality. Take a look at a few:

The Bret Michaels emoji package, put together by Echelon Creative Inc., will be released on December 21st through the Google and Apple stores. Fifty-five year old Midwestern women, rejoice!