The Most Metal Leaf EVER

Sometimes folks to go great lengths to be metal — like getting the most metal Dio tattoo of all time — while sometimes nature just gives us a layup.

Metal Injection found the above image on Reddit, and… what else is there really to say about it? Clearly this leaf was birthed from Dio’s loins. Already dead.

While “researching” this article I discovered the “Nature is Metal” Sub-Reddit, an incredible trove of gifs and images of insane and violent feats of nature, like some salmon swimming upstream across a flooded road, and a drop of blood falling from a vulture’s beak. Fantastic time-waster if you’re reading at work and/or on the can.