Soundgarden Make Ice Cream Now
[Insert your best “Spoonman” joke here]: The PRP reports that Seattle’s Full Tilt Ice Cream will begin selling a Soundgarden-inspired flavor at the end of this month. It’s called Black Hole Rum, yuk yuk.
Coming soon to @FULLTILTCCS locations in Seattle. pic.twitter.com/CMG5aoewHv
— Soundgarden (@soundgarden) October 15, 2016
Unfortunately, those of us who don’t live in or anywhere near Seattle may never get to experience Black Hole Rum for ourselves. But with a little luck, maybe this will become the next big trend in merchandising and other, larger ice cream brands will get in on the action. In fact, I’ll even float some ideas for them to use free of charge:
- Metallica’s Fade to Blackberry
- Periphery’s Ragnarockyroad
- Slipknot’s Banana Split it Out
- Iron Maiden’s Fear of the Dark Chocolate
- Judas Priest’s Hell Bent for Lemon Meringue
- Slayer’s Captor of Cinnamon
- Megadeth’s Almondmilk in Your Mouth (dairy-free)
- Anthrax’s Caught in a Maraschino
- Testament’s Into the Peach
- Cannibal Corpse’s Hammer Smashed Fudge
- Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sprinkles on Me
- Guns N’ Roses’ It’s So Cheesy
- Eyehategod’s White Nestlé
- Gojira’s Oreoborous
- Mastodon’s Curl of the Swirl
- Lamb of God’s Now You’ve Got Something to Diet For (low-calorie)
- Faith No More’s Cone of Shame (80,000 calories per scoop)
- Rings of Saturn’s Rings of Sugar (made from 100% artificial flavors)
- Phil Anselmo’s Vanilla
Feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments section below.
