Video: Chuck E. Cheese Brawl Set to The Dillinger Escape Plan

We didn’t have any Chuck E. Cheese locations in NYC growing up, but from what I’ve heard of the place it sounds like the intersection of hell, New Jersey and Motionless in White.

That a brawl broke out between parents at a Chuck E. Cheese near Miami recently doesn’t come as that much of a surprise — parents are overprotective scum, and Florida is where boring, terrible people breed boring, terrible people — but when you see the full-on melee in this video, complete with hair-pulling, you’ll lose your faith in humanity all over again.

That is, until you see the version of the brawl set to The Dillinger Escape Plane’s new song “Limerent Death.” Makes everything better! All of a sudden the bottom-feeders of earth are magically transformed into a violent, badass mosh pit. Thanks to the geniuses at Metal Insider for putting this together.