Attila are Sorry (That You’re a Little Bitch)

So yesterday, Attila’s Chris Fronzak put up this message…

…which we didn’t cover, ’cause it was clearly a tease for something, not a sincere apology for being one of metal’s chilliest douche chills.

And we were right! Shocker.

Attila have released a new song called “Public Apology.” It’s so silly I can’t believe it’s real and not a parody, but that basically sums up Attila’s entire career so I dunno why I’m surprised. But seriously, this is lame. (Also, P.S., Chris, I’m not offended by your language, I’m offended by your odious music. Just sayin’.)

If you enjoyed that, Attila’s new album, Chaos, will be out I dunno when.