GWARbage Pail Kids

A couple of weeks ago, we posted about the new Axl Rose Garbage Pail Kids card, which depicted Axl being given a Hot Solomon by AC/DC and Guns N’ Roses. It was also announced that several other musical personalities would be given their own Garbage Pail Kids card, because it’s important to be current with your booger jokes.

Of course, there was one band whose complete repulsiveness made them a perfect match for the Garbage Pail Kids, and it was just a matter of time before their card got made. Well, that time is now, because take a look:

Yup.

Not exactly sure why they went in the direction they did on this one, to be honest. I know GWAR released a vodka recently — do they have a wine in the works? Are GWAR known for their wine consumption? It seems like a big leap to make for the sake of a decent-at-best pun.

Anyway, this card will be included in a special 8-pack to be released at Riot Fest Chicago this coming weekend, so if you’re attending the festival and consider this card to be the height of rock memorabilia, then have at it, hoss.

[via The PRP]