Zakk Wylde is vv. Upset Keeping Up With the Kardashians May Be Canceled

Last Wednesday’s issue of Star Magazine — The MetalSucks of celebrity gossip — ran a cover proclaiming “Kardashians Canceled,” citing poor ratings and family in-fighting as the cause of the crash of the “$500 million empire.” Most of the sane world breathed a collective sigh of relief.

But at least one prominent metal celebrity is extremely non-plussed about the news: Zakk Wylde, So much so that he felt inspired to take to the web in a very candid and honest video post via Facebook:

Well, Zakk, we’ve got some good news for you: the alleged cancelation of Keeping Up With the Kardashians is only a rumor! While it’s true that ratings are on the decline — MorningLedger.com reports that the July 26th episode of Season 12 only garnered 1.2 million viewers, the show’s lowest number ever — the E! network hasn’t yet axed the show. GossipCop.com reports that the kids are ready to move on, but family matriarch Kris Jenner is doing her best to keep the show going.

So, rest easy, Mr. Wylde… you’ll get to watch Kim parade her booty around suburban L.A. for at least a little while longer.

Thanks: Tres C.