Disney Alters Steven Tyler’s Hand For Aerosmith Roller Coaster Video to Downplay Potential Anus-Fingering

In case you were never a fourteen-year-old boy or have never spoken to a fourteen-year-old boy, The Shocker is a hand gesture where all fingers but the ring finger are extended. It’s meant to be used while manually pleasuring a woman, where the index and middle fingers go in her vagina and the pinky in her anus. There’s a term that goes with it: “two in the pink, one in the stink.” I’m sorry, mom.

What does this have to do with Aerosmith? Well, for ages, Disney has been showing a video of the band hanging out as part of the Rock ‘N Roller Coaster attraction at Disney Hollywood Studios… and up until now, Tyler has been throwing the Shocker at fans. It’s a nice way of him letting you know that this ride is going to jam a pinky in your tenderness.

But seventeen years after the video was first shown, and three after Ultimate Orlando caught it, Tyler’s shocker has been removed, with an extra finger added so that it just looks like you’re getting waved to.

And I think we can all agree that this is a travesty. Who’s going to teach our children about sex moves they’ll never use if not a man who helped write an entire song about boning in an elevator? That’s why Steven Tyler’s here: to remind us that your pinky’s not being put to good use. Everyone’s just too sensitive these days. Fucking participation trophies, man.

Check out the neutered video below. Now all you’re left with is that moment during Toy Story Midway Mania! where Buzz Lightyear gives the T-Rex a Jelly Donut.

[via Metal Insider]