An Apology

Earlier today, I showed poor judgment in writing a post that I thought would be humorous and was clearly not. If you saw the post, you know what I’m talking about; if you didn’t, that’s fine, you didn’t miss anything but me an asshole and doing exactly the kind of same lame shit for which I routinely criticize others. I should have known better. I wish I could explain what I was thinking when I created the post, but, clearly, I was not thinking.

Please don’t blame Vince, who isn’t even in the office this week, or any member of the MetalSucks staff — this was my mistake and my mistake alone.

I am extremely sorry to all of our loyal readers who I have offended and I am extremely sorry to everyone the post was about. I’m sure it is a small consolation, but I am now suffering from the mother of all guilt attacks. Which I certainly deserve.