This Octogenarian Performed Drowning Pool’s “Bodies” on America’s Got Talent

World, meet John Hetlinger: this eighty-two-year-old got really into karaoke after her retired from the Navy, and apparently, his favorite karaoke jam is Drowning Pool’s “Bodies.” That may sound like an odd choice for an octogenarian, but it actually makes perfect sense: it reminds him of 2001, when he was still a spry youth of sixty-seven. Plus, living in a retirement community, he can really relate to the lyrics.

Hetlinger recently broke out his rendition of “Bodies” for America’s Got Talent. The results were… um… well… yeah. You can watch the clip below, courtesy of Metal Injection. Then go down to the comments section and let us know what nu-metal song your grandpa likes to do at karaoke.