Axl Rose Will No Longer Sign Autographs (We Think)

Making sense has never been Axl Rose’s forté, but this is some Clown-level nonsense right here:

Can't take da ebayers so un42nutzly I's won'tz b signing things 4 awhile. Much Love 2 the real fans!!❤️⛔️❎????

— Axl Rose (@axlrose) May 31, 2016

I think we can all agree that this is kinda of a shitty reason to stop signing stuff (those guys will happily just fake a signature if they can’t get it for real, so Rose’s decision won’t actually shut down the business of any professional autograph hounds).

I think we can also agree that this young lady speaks for all of us when she asks —

https://twitter.com/pixiemeat/status/737652424924659712