What is Danzig’s Favorite Joke?

This an actual exchange from an actual interview with the actual Glenn Danzig in the actual Rolling Stone magazine:

Who was the funniest person in your family growing up?
I don’t know. I don’t think anyone in my family was funny.

Maybe you picked up your sense of humor more from movies and TV.
Yeah. Sometimes on a tour bus, we watch comedy when it’s slow.

Do you have a favorite joke?
No.

OK.

I assume that after this interview was concluded, Danzig reverted to his natural form of a rain cloud and drifted over to some little kid’s birthday party.

Sheesh.

[via Metal Injection]