It Lives, It Breathes Wrestle with Being Horrible in New Video for “Got No Time”

It Lives, It Breathes deserve our congratulations: they are now the number one metal band in the world for people who don’t actually like metal and think that mullets are still an acceptable aesthetic choice twenty-plus years after it became a cliché to point out that they are not.

Of course, which ‘do they tell the lady at Super Cuts to give them would be irrelevant if It Lives, It Breathes’ music were any good (note the frequency with which I do not give Decapitated’s Rafał “Rasta” Piotrowski shit about his dreads). But as you may have surmised from the tone of this blog post, their music is (at least in my opinion) roughly as good as having an electric sander rubbed against your taint.

Still, the band’s contribution to the world isn’t completely empty: their new video for their song “Got No Time”  is hilarious. There’s a lot to like here, but my personal favorite is this spinny move the lead singer, Mullet McMulletta, keeps doing:

How does that shit not make him dizzy???

Make time for “Got No Time” below. The band’s debut album, Silver Knights, comes out April 1 (appropriate!) on Stay Sick, the label owned by Attila vocalist/car enthusiast Chris Fronzak (which explains how these guys ever got signed in the first place).