Now You — Yes, YOU! — Can Appear on the Greatest Metal Band of All Time’s New Album!

Have you ever fantasized about making a guest appearance on an album by your favorite band? I mean, who hasn’t, right? Maybe your dreams are ambitious, and you picture yourself lending a guitar solo or a verse of guest vocals to a track, or maybe you’re more humble, and you just wish you could be part of the gang vox. Regardless, you just know it would be SO SWEET to get to contribute something, anything, to a release by a band you love.

Well, now one metal band is giving fans the opportunity to do just that! And it’s a band you’d never, ever, in your wildest dreams imagine you’d ever work with.

So who is it, you ask?

Lamb of God?

Nope. Better.

Black Sabbath?

Nope. Better.

Metallica?

Nope. BETTER.

WHO!?!?!?!?!

Yes, it true: you could lend your dope rhymes to the new (hed)p.e. album! How sweet would that be? Man, I bet you could so get laid at the next Gathering of the Juggalos with a credit like that under your belt. You will be ROLLING in clown neden; you’ll be so insanely desired that you’ll have to beat ’em off with a Faygo.

I’ve already submitted my audition video, and not to toot my own horn, but I think I’m a shoe-in for one of these slots. Check it out, and try not to be too intimated by my flow:

So as you can you see, the competition is sure to be fierce. So don’t dawdle — submit your raps today!!!

[via The PRP]