Photo Caption Contest: Win a Grab Bag of Metal CDs and Swag

Last week’s contest featured the photo at right. I liked two winning captions so much that I’m rewarding BOTH with a box o’ CDs and swag from the MS Mansion:

• PG de Jonge: “No matter how hard he hit the gym, Bob couldn’t get any proper tone in his arms.”
• MetalMeatHammer: “His IQ goes to 11.”

This week we’re giving away another grab bag of random metal stuff! (It’s that time of the year… all this 2015 stuff has gotta go!). To win, alls ya gotta do is enter a funny caption to the photo below in the comments and we’ll choose a winner next week. Good luck!