Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Take Advantage of the Under the Tree, Under the Wire Special

Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, and the only metal magazine we still get excited about reading every month is Decibel. Here’s managing editor Andrew Bonazelli…

I haven’t done any holiday shopping yet, but that’s only because I have no friends or loved ones, and my 15-year-old cat has enough pink-and-white Deafheaven sweaters to last the duration of her life. Despite regularly consulting a metal blog, there’s no way you’re that pathetic, so allow my employer to make your last-minute shopping less painfully shitty via our annual Under the Tree, Under the Wire special.

All you have to do is subscribe to Decibel by noon EST on Friday, December 18. We’ll expedite a copy of issue 136—Abbath cover, Church of Misery flexi, Converge You Fail Me Hall of Fame, plus the Top 20 Most Anticipated Albums of 2016, with exclusive brand new interview content—as well as a limited-edition holiday card. You can even draw dicks on the latter if you don’t wanna get too mushy. Hell, the former, too. It’s your money. Anyway, extract the ol’ wallet and spend a couple minutes securing the perfect present for the Prostitute Disfigurement or Meghan Trainor fan in your life.