Justin Bieber Wears Metallica Shirt on The Ellen Degeneres Show; World Ends
Return to your homes, hold your families close, and wait: metal is about to be irrevocably changed forever.
Metal Injection reports that Justin Bieber went on Ellen Degeneres’ The Ellen Degeneres Show Starring Ellen Degeneres earlier today wearing a Metallica shirt…
…and the internet, bastion of justice, was justifiably enraged. Below, read some samples of Metallica admirers’ reactions to Bieber’s choice of attire (again, all courtesy of Metal Injection), as well as my reactions to those reactions, because I feel like these fans will likely need all of MetalSucks’ mighty media power to raise awareness and prevent an atrocity such as this from ever happening again.
https://twitter.com/Langer_22/status/664100018790539264
Yes, Mr. Luckring, I agree! I think it would perfectly reasonable for Bieber to receive the death penalty as a consequence of his actions. Let the punishment fit the crime, right? P.S. I also agree that cod is the least-delicious of all fish!
Justin Bieber makes crazy amounts of money yet he choose an old Metallica shirt to wear on national television. Why.
— Brookkie???? (@BrookkieCookie) November 10, 2015
It seems like this young lady is really concerned with Mr. Bieber’s presentation — i.e., that he didn’t wear something classy, like a Steve Harvey suit — and not with the implication of shirt — i.e., that he’s a Metallica fan. Still, happy to have Brookkie on the side of the good guys!
https://twitter.com/Bully_Idol/status/663948329609465856
See, now this Long Island resident really understands what America is all about! Bully for him!
https://twitter.com/xndrewboschetto/status/664110133534830593
Seriously, dude! I mean, what fake as fuck bullshit will people try to pull next? Is an adolescent caucasian Power Trip fan from New Jersey gonna unironically type “boiiii” or something?!?!
Justin Bieber singing "Sorry" on The Ellen Show while wearing a Metallica t shirt is probably the least metal thing to have ever happened.
— SCHOOLBOY KU (@djku) November 10, 2015
Even less metal than this!
Or this!
Or this!!!
https://twitter.com/aerodactylmgc/status/664030414420488192
