Andy Grammer & Allison Holker Did a Routine to Marilyn Manson on Dancing with the Stars

Who the fuck are Andy Grammer and Allison Holker? I mean, I know I could just look it up, but I give zero craps. They’re somehow associated with Dancing with the Stars, which is basically all I need to know. I’m sure one of them is kinda-sorta famous for something, like being on a soap opera or an 80s shitcom or a reality show or a sex tape or whatever. Whoopee.

ANYWAY, reader Jamie B. tells me these two did their routine on this week’s episode to a remix of Marilyn Manson’s “The Beautiful People.” YouTube tells me reader Jamie B. is correct. Common sense tells me that this will do little to dispel the notion that Marilyn Manson is metal for theater dorks.

https://youtu.be/N5M5Ll81ZBM?t=1m48s

Holy shit, that made me want to blow up the planet.